Random One Liners

Classic one liners. Most are funny, some are profound others are quotes.

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I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.

I've found the perfect solution for cat odors. A gun.

If at first you don't succeed, blame it on someone else.

If at first you don't succeed, Format C:

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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